juz a joke i heard from radio.. a bit dumb la.. but i find it quite funny..

One day.. e body parts were having a meeting to compete to be e next Boss.

Mouth: i should be e boss as i consume stuff. without me, u all can't function.
Brain: No,No, i should be e boss. i give u all instructions in order to for u all to function.
Heart: i should be e boss as without me, you all will stop working and can't function too.
Rectum: i wanna be e boss....
Mouth,Brain, Heart: very funny.. u are useless.. how can u be e boss?

from that moment, e rectum shut down and stop working.e Brain started to have severe headache, e Heart can't function as there are too much toxin in e blood, e Mouth is too weak to function too. Soon, e Brain, e Mouth and e Heart surrendered and made e Rectum e Boss.

Morale of the story: You dun have to be important or critical to be the boss, You juz have to be a Asshole.

hahaZ..