Thursday, November 1, 2007

this entry is kinda worth reading through.. it is a article that i read in e ntu newspaper.. really pei fu of the author.. there is 2 authors.. and they make e article worth reading.. and brought a smile to all of my friends.
In NTU .. we have such a thing call S/U option.. it is which u get e AUs but the grade wont be included into e GPA ..so even if i get a B/C, my gpa not affected. & as long as i passed the subject ..i will get a S (satisfactory) .. but of course if i failed.. meaning C below.. it will be a U (unsatisfactory) .. and i dun get e AUs.. in NUS i dunno what its called but there is a similar option. The 1st article is from e point of view of e module and called " He s/u-ed my heart away "

Baby, my heart is bleeding. The lawyers have confirmed: You really s/u-ed me.
This outright rejection is too much for me to bear.
You say i am too boring for you , tt i am too high-maintenance and tt i demand too much of ur time.
Darling, i am appalled!
Do you remember how we 1st me?
it was tt night under the STARS when i first caught ur eye. Your eyes twinkled with excitement upon reading what i had to offer.Baby, you were so obviously checking me out.
The clock ticked, you clicked and i was yours. Man, it was slick.
Oh, how you showered me with attention during our 1st few dates!
You would come to meet me regularly everyweek and listen attentively to everything i had to say.But it was not long before you drifted away- you started spending more time with ur other friends.
I remember when we quarrelled about this . you told me they were e cores of ur life, not me.
My dear, i was shattered to a million pieces.
My self-esteem has now taken an unimaginable beating.
The lawyers say you have been complaining to them tt i am incredibly difficult to understand.
You dread spending time trying to figure my out, you never know what point i am trying to make.
You think tt we are from separated worlds. You say i am not good enough for you and tt you will always be in a different class.
I am stricken with grief.
Please do not bother to turn up at our usual weekly hang-out anymore.
You are no longer welcome.
Continue being e Casanova tt you are, i know you have made notes about each of ur other friends, which you studied religiously.
Please do not deny it anymore. it is obvious you want to score with them.
Therefore i big thee farewell,baby.
i would wish you e best of results with those friends, but honestly i hope you will get stung by s string of Bs or drown in the raging Cs.
As for me, do not expect anything satisfactory as a parting gift.After all, remember tt you s/u-ed me.
So baby, see U.

Its funny and nice how e author had link our registration system STARS with e stars in e night, how we waited for e time to register our modules that we want, linked our modules as our friends and our profs as lawyers, see U as in see unsatisfactory.. hehe.. and of course there is a reply article call " Ultimately, it's all about saving my S " from e 2nd author.

BABY, it was a hard decision. i wish this had never happened. i was left with no choice.
I am glad you remembered our rendezvous under the STARS tt night.
Yes, i was checking you out.But let my admit tt i had checked others out too.
This is going to hurt you, but i have to be honest: You weren't my first choice at all. There were others before you, but my hands just weren't fast enough
Darling, i am sorry.
i confess tt i am in e wrong for leading you on.
But i really thought we had a future together.
On our 1st date, i was immensely delighted when you told me not much commitment was needed.
But slowly, you started makeing more demands.
Even though we were already meeting once a week, you never failed to make me stay up late everyday to engage you through e nights.
To be fair, i did not give up immediately. i took my time to know you better.
When you become incomprehensible, i put in more effort.
When you threw your tantrums, i convinced myself tt it is all part of e learning process. i tried to leave no gaps unfilled.
But my dear, your standards were simply juz too high.
It was not a rash decision.
Before i went to the lawyers, i sought e advice of many ppl. i asked ur exes about their experiences.
They all said you were a waste of their credits and definitely not someone for e long haul.
Despite their scathing remarks, i deliberated.
But they kept pressing me for an answer, sending reminder after reminders.
I only had a few weeks to make my decision.
I waited as long as i could, till e last moment, before i finally gave in .
I know it is wrong for me to say this, but i would not wish to see U anymore. Ultimately, it is all about saying my own S.
Please so not be so bitter about this. i am sure i was not the only one.
But rest assured: unlike all ur exes, i will not blantantly encourage others to pick you up, lest they make e same mistake as i do. & if it makes you happier, all those i checked out before i settled for you received their fair share of lawyers' letters too.
Baby, it was all e mis-edventure.

The 2nd article included more links den 1st .. like checking out others meaning checking out other modules, hand not fast enough so get other choice and not e 1st choice, dates as lectures, meet 1st a week coz electives normally only 1 lecture, exes as ppl who studied e module before, reminders after reminders coz our sch got send emails to ask ppl who wanna SU.. and not only 1 email, mis-edventure refers to e system we load and print our notes.. EdveNTUre.. and all others..

Seriously, i really impressed by e authors..haha

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